Banjo-Kazooie Wiki


Game Manual[]

  • Care creaturine là sotto, chi di voi sarà la prima?
  • Ma ora basta, ora basta davvero!


  • Dingpot, Dingpot delle mie brame, chi è la più bella tra tutto il ciarpame?
  • Sì, hai ragione, sono abbastanza orgogliosa, il mio aspetto mi fa sentir meravigliosa!
  • Cosa vuoi dire? Non delirare, in bellezza nessuna mi può superare!
  • No no no, sei in errore, la mia bellezza è superiore!
  • Bene... ora lo vedremo!
  • Se Tooty pensa di superarmi in qualità, ruberò il suo aspetto e brutta diventerà!
  • Vieni da me, dolcezza, presto sarai brutta, che tristezza!
  • Non mordere e graffiare, piccola orsetta, presto la tua biancheria ti starà un po' stretta!
  • Se questa macchina funzionerà, la sua bellezza Tooty mi cederà!
  • Venire a salvarti non oserà, nel mio antro ci sono tante difficoltà!
  • Sbrigate, Klungo, premi quel pulsante, sono stanca di essere una strega inquietante!

Gruntilda's Lair[]

At Random (usually when walking around)[]

  • Many tricks are up my sleeve, to save yourself you'd better leave!
  • Grunty's plan is rather cunning, when I'm thin, guys will be running!
  • Long of tooth and strong of arm, Grunty's got the lasting charm!
  • I don't like stairs much in my lair, they always make me gasp for air!
  • Can't you get here any faster? Come and fight me, I'm the master!
  • If you think I'm rather soft, I'll be waiting in the loft!
  • Why do I talk all the time, it's really hard to make these rhyme!
  • Sono sempre qui, ti guardo giocare, ma non so cosa potrei raccontare!
  • It really does sound quite absurd, adventure of a bear and bird!
  • How bright they are, your stupid shorts, a target for my dumb cohorts!
  • That ugly bear, you feathered freak, is nothing but a stupid geek!
  • Join me now and dump the bear, that little backpack then I'll wear!
  • Your side with Banjo but change tack, imagine you on Grunty's back!
  • Your feathered buddy, that you've brung, useless like a pile of dung!
  • I can see it's quite hard work, to lump around that squawking jerk!
  • My next world is the hardest yet, and you will fail, on that I'll bet!
  • Tooty's fate is looking grim, it's because her brother's dim!
  • I've got this skirt so when I'm thinner, it really makes me look a winner!
  • When Tooty is a big ole lump, I've got just the frock to hide her rump!
  • Your butt will tell you and you'll know, when my boot swings to and fro!
  • When the back of Grunty's hand, whups your butt you'll hardly stand!
  • Hey Banjo, you're looking glum, it must be hard, being so dumb!
  • Grunty's stomach and leg thins, goodbye to all those double chins!
  • Once I'm nice and thin once more, burgers, fries, and chips galore!
  • Tooty says she's fine with me, if you go home I'll set her free!
  • Grunty admits she's a hog, I really need a big hot dog!
  • Monsters chase you, they're a hounding, then you'll get a Grunty pounding!
  • My belly's big, it's rather neat, it's years since I have seen my feet!
  • I've learned this spell, it's really neat, I'll keep it later for your treat!

Specific Events[]

  • Eccoli qua, penso che mi divertirò, con i miei trucchi e le mie trappole sono certa che vincerò!
  • Questo era facile da terminare, gli altri potrebbero farti sudare!
  • You've found some notes but you need more, to break my spell and pass this door!
  • Avete aperto la porta con facilità, oltre a esser la prima anche l'ultima sarà!
  • When you open a world door, baddies escape and roam once more!
  • Hey, book brain, what did you say? You'd better not give my spells away!
  • If one more page I see you turn, then Grunty shall make Cheato burn!
  • That traitor book has pushed its luck, so in the burning fire I'll chuck!
  • Cosa c'è, Banjo, qualcosa non va? Fammi sapere quando vuoi finirla qua!
  • It's not over stupid bear, see my picture over there!
  • To fill it up is no mean feat, lots of Jiggies make it complete!
  • Pieces that you've left behind, to battle me you must go find!
  • I'm sad to say down there you'll stop, 'cuz I'm safe here at the top!
  • Don't be sure you silly pot, soon I'll have you nice and hot!
  • See these filthy clothes I've got, when I've won you'll wash the lot!
  • Stop using cheats in my tower, you are getting all the power.
  • Now I will erase your Game Pak, because you had the need to hack!
  • The free trial's over so here's where you're staying, or buy the full game to carry on playing. (She says this after you obtain 3 jiggies only in the XBLA demo version of Banjo-Kazooie)

Treasure Trove Cove[]

Bubblegloop Swamp[]

  • First you see it, now you don't, the fast one wins, the slow one won't!
  • I'll be young and Tooty old, before you get Gruntilda's gold!

Gobi's Valley[]

Mad Monster Mansion[]

  • Oh, those lovely thorns, how they've grown, music to my ears as you moan!
  • I can't believe you went in there, wash your hands now, filthy bear!
  • These two guests are rather dumb, let's make sure they're unwelcome!
  • Yes I'm mad, my boot I'll put, up your useless spooky butt!
  • Big oak door is very tough, stupid bear's not fast enough!

Rusty Bucket Bay[]

  • My oily water, in you plunge, you'll lose air while in that gunge!
  • Under the scum you'll breathe your last, 'cuz air is used twice as fast!
  • Stupid bear, you'll have to learn, that red hot ovens tend to burn!
  • A simple task you were sure, but Grunty's engines start once more!

Click Clock Wood[]

  • My bramble field makes you yelp, and loss of life it sure does help!
  • You'll use your air up double fold, I've made this water double cold!
  • Yes that's right, swim under there, icy water takes double air!

Grunty's Furnace Fun[]


  • Welcome all, Grunty's the name, Banjo's here to play my game!
  • My lair is done and there he stands, through all my tricks and traps and lands!
  • This final test will see me win, when Banjo fails then I'll be thin!
  • The prizes on this stand bring joy, from Tooty down to cuddly toy!
  • My little quiz will make you sweat, and Tooty you shall never get!
  • 'Cuz somewhere soon along the way, your lack of skill will make my day!
  • 'Cuz in the fiery pit you'll go, and I will win the prize on show!
  • So step on over to the square, press A button (N64) to try it if you dare!
    • So I see you're back to try, one more time but you will fry!


  • A little answer's all I seek, about this game you furry geek!
  • A visual challenge you stupid bear, to tell me who is it or where!
  • A question on the sounds I play, get it wrong to make my day!
  • Just one chance to get this right, win a joker and help it might!
    • Each joker card that you have got, will skip your question, that's your lot!
    • Press B button (N64) to use it you little cheat, when on a square you get cold feet!
    • Your joker misses out on a square, accept the test you did not dare!
  • Prepare yourself to take a whack, pick this test, you won't come back!
  • I think it's time, so let me see, how much you know of little old me!
  • Get this wrong for Grunty's sake, then a lava bath you will take!
  • Try this one, but don't be lame, you'll lose a life and lose the game!


  • The name of your game you must spell, backwards though, be quick as well!
  • Mighty Big Box you must now fight, but be quick as the time is tight!
  • This is tough, your chances are slim, of you eating more than him!
  • Little stings that make a bear shout, whack them all before time's out!
  • The tiles await for you to match, time is tight but that's the catch!
  • Watch as the turtles sing their song, repeat it quick, you won't get long!

Answering correctly[]

  • A lucky guess, you got it right, the next square's yours without a fight!
  • Hear the crowd, they boo and hiss, to see you fail they would not miss!
  • That's a secret, how did you know? Did my sister tell you so?

Failing a square[]

  • Fail a square and you'll feel pain, please press A button (N64) to try again!
  • Get more wrong, yes that's the way, the crowds are happier today!
  • An easy challenge you have assumed, one more wrong and you are doomed!
  • No lives are left, he burns and chokes, I'm pleased to say that's all folks!

Collecting an item on the board[]

  • An extra life, I do not care, It will not help you scruffy bear!
  • The energy that you have found, won't stop me making Tooty round!


  • No one can win, I was assured, by the makers of this board!
  • It's not fair, I want to win, how I longed to be real thin!
  • Now you can take the prize on show, while up the winding stairs I go!
  • You won't catch me, I've made sure, all the credits you'll now endure!

Top of the Tower[]

Banjo and Kazooie entering[]

  • I can't believe that furry pair, got right up here it's so unfair!
  • But now the stupid bear must fight, this battle tests your skill and might!
  • Back once more, you'll never learn, that suits me fine, your butts I'll burn!
  • Who's back up here, oh my word, it's beaky fool and hairy nerd!
  • I can't believe you're up here again, stupid bear and dumb bird brain!
  • I'm not one to brag or boast, but after this you'll both be toast!
  • So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick.

1st Phase[]

Gruntilda gets hurt[]
  • Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure!
  • What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow!
  • A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor!
  • Now you've got me in a fluster, faster spells I'll have to muster!
Banjo and Kazooie get hurt[]
  • Did you hear that lovely clack, my broomstick gave you such a whack!
  • AAAH! I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad!
  • I hit that bird right on the beak, let it be the end of her cheek!
  • My fiery blast you just tasted, Grunty's spells on you are wasted!
  • See the swoop and how I flew, my broomstick made a meal of you!
  • Hopeless bear runs to and fro, but takes a whack for being so slow!
  • Mmm. I see you took that one, a few more and your life is gone!

2nd Phase[]

  • It's too easy, so I fear, now watch me step things up a gear!
  • Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough!
  • That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here!
  • Ah, it's time for me to change, my spot to put me out of range!
Gruntilda gets hurt[]
  • That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again!
  • AARGH! I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off guard!
  • I can't dodge with all this weight, those nasty eggs I sure do hate!
  • Ouch! My gut you nearly hit, if your shot was down a bit!
  • This spot is proving rough, I'll have to move to make it more tough!
  • That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, I feel all faint and unsteady!
  • Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back!
Banjo and Kazooie get hurt[]
  • So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor!
  • Simply put I'm rather proud, your yelps and screams I heard quite loud!
  • Hah! You took another zap, I got you through that little gap!
  • Grunty's fireball you did kiss, you're so slow I can hardly miss!
  • You're so sad and little lame. I moved on keep playing this game!
  • Hear the fireball fizz and bang, your hairy butt took quite a clang!

3rd Phase[]

  • Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me!
  • Did you know I learned to fly? At witch's school, I'm sure you know why.
  • A big old gal I may be, but when I fly you can't get me!
  • Old Bottle Brain has taught you well, but bears can't fly and I can tell!
  • Now I'm off into the air, leaving Banjo way down there.
  • See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try!
  • Up in the air I'll be safe, at my leisure your butt I'll strafe!
Gruntilda gets hurt[]
  • Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak!
  • ARRGH! You got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain!
  • Oooh! You sniveling little pup, have this bolt, I'm speeding up!
  • YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightning bolt!
  • Ouch! Now that one really stung, take this nasty spell I've brung!
Banjo and Kazooie get hurt[]
  • This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks!
  • Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky!
  • Another hit, that's how it goes, watch me fly and pick my nose!
  • Soon you'll lose and when you've gone, I have to go and use the john!
  • Grunty's spell your body numbs, an easy task to hit those bums!

4th Phase[]

  • I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide!
  • That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this!
  • Look at me I'm quite a mess, here's a shield to hide my dress!
  • A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all!
  • So Grunty doesn't come to grief, here's a spell I can hide beneath!
Jinjo statues appear[]
  • Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks!
  • I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell!
  • I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad!
  • So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end!
Gruntilda gets hurt[]
  • How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned!
  • That's unfair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady!
  • Hey, that Jinjo really hurt, now I'll rub you in the dirt!
  • That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, I feel all faint and unsteady!
  • I hold on hard and grit my teeth, to stop it dangling underneath!
  • Useless Jinjos sneer and hoot, go back right now or taste my boot!
  • Ooh! Those nasty pointy beaks, are causing swelling in my cheeks!
  • Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big!
Banjo and Kazooie get hurt[]
  • Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp!
  • Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks!
  • Your Jinjos really are a joke, now watch your lives go up in smoke!
  • Another hit, I don't believe, you didn't dodge, why don't you weave!
  • Get used to that, there's plenty more of other nasty spells in store!

5th Phase[]

  • Useless broomsticks I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land!
  • That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop!
  • My broomstick failed with that last blow, now on my legs I have to go!
  • Ooof! You've winded me all around, to catch my breath I'm on the ground!
  • I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet!
Jinjonator appears[]
  • What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat!
  • That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work!
  • I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun!
  • That rocky moron can't hurt me, 'cuz Grunty will the winner be!
Banjo and Kazooie get hurt[]
  • Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again!
  • Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red!
  • The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit!
  • I'm just warming up right now, such fine shots from this old cow!
  • Grunty's aim is rather good, if you could run, I know you would!
Jinjonator attacks[]
  • I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway!
  • See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk!
  • Your crafty plan stands no chance, I'm firmly rooted in this stance!
  • There's no way he'll shift my bulk, I watch you cry and have a sulk!
  • Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end!
  • Grunty's strength will see me through, when Jinjo's gone, I'll batter you!
Attack succeeds[]
  • That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see!
  • I'm done for now, hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak!
  • Poor old Grunty, set to fall, upon this spell I'll now call!
  • AARGH! I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share!
  • It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more spell!
Magnet Spell[]
  • Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past!
  • Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O' happy day!
  • See this spell, I think you'll find, its target will be your behind!
  • Here is a spell of Banjo homing, get him now to stop his roaming!
  • It's now time to end your fun, here comes a spell you can't outrun!

Game Over[]

  • Il gioco di Banjo finisce qua, accendi la macchina, serve elettricità!
  • Guarda Grunty che splendore, ora di Tooty sono migliore!